The Roadmap to Nowhere
A carefully crafted plan to achieve absolutely nothing. Every milestone is a step backwards.
Phase 0Somehow Completed
The Beginning of Nothing
- ▸Forget to create a business plan
- ▸Accidentally launch a token
- ▸Realize we have no idea what we're doing
- ▸Celebrate our incompetence
Phase 1Currently Failing
Aggressive Mediocrity
- ▸Ignore all community feedback
- ▸Promise features we'll never build
- ▸Host AMAs where we answer nothing
- ▸Create a Discord and immediately abandon it
Phase 2
Strategic Confusion
- ▸Launch a 'utility' that has no utility
- ▸Partner with other brainless projects
- ▸Rebrand for no reason
- ▸Forget our own tokenomics
Phase 3
Maximum Pointlessness
- ▸Create an NFT collection of empty thoughts
- ▸Build a metaverse with nothing in it
- ▸Develop a DAO that makes no decisions
- ▸Achieve peak irrelevance