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The Roadmap to Nowhere

A carefully crafted plan to achieve absolutely nothing. Every milestone is a step backwards.

Phase 0Somehow Completed

The Beginning of Nothing

  • Forget to create a business plan
  • Accidentally launch a token
  • Realize we have no idea what we're doing
  • Celebrate our incompetence
Phase 1Currently Failing

Aggressive Mediocrity

  • Ignore all community feedback
  • Promise features we'll never build
  • Host AMAs where we answer nothing
  • Create a Discord and immediately abandon it
Phase 2

Strategic Confusion

  • Launch a 'utility' that has no utility
  • Partner with other brainless projects
  • Rebrand for no reason
  • Forget our own tokenomics
Phase 3

Maximum Pointlessness

  • Create an NFT collection of empty thoughts
  • Build a metaverse with nothing in it
  • Develop a DAO that makes no decisions
  • Achieve peak irrelevance

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